I’ve seen 3,060 of the 180 episodes of Seinfeld. The math seems wrong? Let’s just figure I’ve seen it through at least 17 times. When I started my latest rewatch, I decided to rank each episode, from “The Seinfeld Chronicles” pilot episode to “The Finale” finale episode. Enjoy, or don’t. Whatever.

seinfeld episodes, ranked

  1. The Apology

  2. The Boyfriend X2

  4. The Mom & Pop Store

  5. The Mango

  6. The Pen 

  7. Good News Bad News (The Pilot)

  8. The Note

  9. The Big Salad

  10. The Hamptons

  11. The Raincoats X2

  13. The Library 

  14. The Stranded 

  15. The Ex-Girlfriend

  16. The Phone Message 

  17. The Chinese Restaurant

  18. The Statue

  19. The Stakeout 

  20. The Revenge 

  21. The Truth

  22. The Jacket

  23. The Stock Tip

  24. The Heart Attack

  25. The Baby Shower

  26. The Pony Remark

  27. The Apartment 

  28. The Robbery 

  29. Male Unbonding 

  30. The Deal 

  31. The Dog

  32. The Busboy

  33. The Parking Garage 

  34. The Cafe 

  35. The Tape 

  36. The Nose Job 

  37. The Alternate Side 

  38. The Red Dot 

  39. The Subway 

  40. The Pez Dispenser 

  41. The Suicide 

  42. The Fix-Up 

  43. The Limo 

  44. The Good Samaritan 

  45. The Letter 

  46. The Parking Spot 

  47. The Keys

  48. The Trip X2

  50. The Pitch 

  51. The Ticket 

  52. The Wallet 

  53. The Watch 

  54. The Bubble Boy 

  55. The Cheever Letters 

  56. The Opera 

  57. The Virgin 

  58. The Contest 

  59. The Airport 

  60. The Pick 

  61. The Movie 

  62. The Visa 

  63. The Shoes 

  64. The Outing

  65. The Old Man

  66. The Implant 

  67. The Junior Mint 

  68. The Smelly Car 

  69. The Handicap Spot 

  70. The Pilot X2

  72. The Puffy Shirt 

  73. The Glasses 

  74. The Sniffing Accountant 

  75. The Bris 

  76. The Lip Reader 

  77. The NonFat Yogurt 

  78. The Barber 

  79. The Masseuse 

  80. The Cigar Store Indian 

  81. The Conversion 

  82. The Stall 

  83. The Dinner Party 

  84. The Marine Biologist 

  85. The Pie 

  86. The Stand In 

  87. The Wife 

  88. The Fire 

  89. The Opposite 

  90. The Chaperone 

  91. The Pledge Drive 

  92. The Chinese Woman 

  93. The Couch 

  94. The Gymnast 

  95. The Soup 

  96. The Secretary 

  97. The Race 

  98. The Switch 

  99. The Label Maker 

  100. The Scofflaw

  101. Highlights of 100 X2

  103. The Beard 

  104. The Kiss Hello 

  105. The Doorman 

  106. The Jimmy 

  107. The Doodle

  108. The Fusilli Jerry 

  109. The Diplomat's Club 

  110. The Face Painter 

  111. The Understudy 

  112. The Engagement 

  113. The Postponement 

  114. The Maestro 

  115. The Wink 

  116. The Hot Tub 

  117. The Soup Nazi 

  118. The Secret Code 

  119. The Pool Guy

  120. The Sponge 

  121. The Gum 

  122. The Rye 

  123. The Caddy 

  124. The Seven 

  125. The Cadillac X2

  127. The Shower Head 

  128. The Doll 

  129. The Friars Club 

  130. The Wig Master 

  131. The Calzone

  132. The Bottle Deposit X2

  134. The Wait Out 

  135. The Invitations 

  136. The Foundation 

  137. The Soul Mate 

  138. The Bizarro Jerry 

  139. The Little Kicks 

  140. The Package 

  141. The Fatigues 

  142. The Checks 

  143. The Chicken Roaster 

  144. The Abstinence 

  145. The Andrea Doria 

  146. The Little Jerry 

  147. The Money 

  148. The Comeback 

  149. The Van Buren Boys 

  150. The Susie 

  151. The Pothole 

  152. The English Patient 

  153. The Nap 

  154. The Yada Yada 

  155. The Millennium 

  156. The Muffin Tops 

  157. The Summer of George

  158. The Butter Shave 

  159. The Voice 

  160. The Serenity Now 

  161. The Blood 

  162. The Junk Mail 

  163. The Merv Griffin Show 

  164. The Slicer 

  165. The Betrayal 

  166. The Strike 

  167. The Dealership 

  168. The Reverse Peephole 

  169. The Cartoon 

  170. The Strongbox

  171. The Wizard 

  172. The Burning 

  173. The Bookstore 

  174. The Frogger 

  175. The Maid 

  176. The Puerto Rican Day 

  177. The Clip Show X2

  179. The Finale X2